May Recap

Not much trading going on this month, been relatively cautious. Still up a couple points on the month, but overall it could've been better - should've taken my oil shorts when I felt it but I've been too busy to glue my face to the monitor as it is - anyway, so far sell in may and go away has been exactly what I've been doing.

Realtime buys on Twitter

28/
Out $CSTR 55.06 (+.40)
25/
Out $TOL 21.05 (+.99)
Out $ORLY 49.15 (-.05)
Out $SPY 106.20 (+.65)
24/
Out $CLF 50.70 (-.77)
Out $DHI 12.30 (-.17)
12/
Covered $HAL 29.15 (-.01)
11/
Out $FAF 36.14 (+.29)
Out $TOL 22.94 (+.25)
4/
Out $DUK 16.85 (+.21)
Out $SCHW 18.95 (-.46)
3/
Out $SHLD 124.05 (+2.07)

I'm Back

...and feeling great. Except for my shoulders that are peeling like snake skin. Here's a couple pictures from the trip - had a great time:

I'll be back Monday doing some intraday trades, this market is still too slippery for swinging though for my tastes


My Condo View



Kid Millionaire Entourage

Prodigy Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Video

Leaving in about 8 hours - figured I'd post something.

I retweeted a chart from stockrake that kinda gives his sentiment on charts and I noticed the same situation - took the words right out of my mouth.

There's a lot of charts setting up just like this one (all courtesy to Stockrake for this one):

DISNEY

For the next couple of weeks I'll be devising my traveling plans for this year - I've already decided I'm going to resorts in at least 5 domestic cities and 1 international - not really sure as to where, names on my list include Colorado, Las Vegas, Boston, New York, Chicago, Miami - internationally include too many possibilities to name, but I'll be updating as this continues.

Pictures will be posted as well as the new corporate office I'm moved into - might even have to kick up the youtube channel into posting mode. We will see where it goes, as for everyone else have a good weekend.

LOSING MY MIND

About to lose my mind - haven't been trading at all lately. Contemplated going short today but got out quick - not trying to gamble against the ridiculousness that IS this market.

I may load up tomorrow on some $OIH sector shorts - I like $RIG below 65, $WFT below 15, and $SLB below 62.45 - but I doubt it, this market is strong enough to rocket back up. I've been so confused I've stayed cash, and it's paid off since I haven't had much time to intraday trade.

Paul Williams vs Kermit Cintron Video

Extremely bizarre ending in this highly anticipated fight - working on finding another video:

LOLTODAY

Ok - so my take on today, which was awesome by the way. And I'm not completely upset I wasn't buying $VXX or going short or whatever - I have been cash for the last several days, mainly because this is not my market. I do not dump into stocks when I do not feel comfortable - that is the luxury of trading with my own money.

This whole thing was a long time coming... it's the reason I've been all cash for the last 3 or 4 days sitting in a sauna in Dallas watching crap go up for no reason and then dumping the hell out of it. Ok, maybe a fat finger assisted in the madness or something - but it doesn't matter whether you believe that or not - this just shows HOW FRAGILE this entire market is.

For historical purposes, I'm going to give a few links to the hell storm that happened today -

Links:
Wall Street Pit
Wall Street Journal
Tiger in Space
CNBC "Trader Error" Triggered this - LOL







Developing...

Mockbuster Films

This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while - I had a friend message me telling me on his Netflix he had a movie come up called "Paranormal Entity", supposedly a cheap imitation of "Paranormal Activity".

I did some research and found a plethora of hilariously titled films. These are a few of them:

It's as if to say "Snakes on a Plane" wasn't dumb enough of a name to begin with, they had to make it rhyme and dump out a straight to DVD "Snakes on a Train". Snakes on a train, in a normal circumstance, wouldn't even be a big deal. At least in an airplane you're trapped thousands of miles above ground - how bad could it possibly be on a train. Who even uses trains anymore its 2010.

What on earth could "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" even be about from a glimpse? If you're a person, leave them the hell alone. They look like they're killing each other anyway, except for whoever the moron is that decided to sail over the middle of an epic underwater species battle. It's not like its Godzilla for Christ's sake - it's underwater.

And then there's "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter". LOL is all I have to say.

South Padre 16th - 20th

Had a nice profit day with $SHLD while I was at the King Sauna of Dallas today - nice to be sitting pretty making money, really is. Living the dream. Had hard stops in place so wasn't worried, sold at the top today right before it took a dive, couldn't have been better.

Realtime buys on my Twitter

This is where I'm gonna be this month 16th - 20th.

On a side note, Mayweather > all other suckers. It has recently dawned upon me that some Pacquiao fans want Mayweather to lose more than they want Pacquiao to win (if they do meet in the ring). Think about it - it's pathetic. If you're just a hater - you do that work, because that's an easy job.

I'm a big Pacquiao fan myself - I love his story, his relationship with Roach, everything about the guy down to his karaoke, but there isn't one fighter that I just straight up hate because of their personality. You're a loser if you're a hater. Period. No excuses. You probably lose all the time.